Wait Until You Hear The Sticking Point

(A male customer walks in with a large stick.)

Customer: “Hi, do you guys sell baby shoes?”

Me: “Yes we do, sir. They are right over there.” *points to the shoes*

Customer: “Okay, thanks.”

(He walks over and proceeds to go through them. A few minutes later, he brings to the counter some baby shoes.)

Me: “These are very cute shoes. You have nice taste.”

Customer: “Thank you.”

(He then takes the shoes and puts them on the end of his stick.)

Customer: “The bottoms getting a little worse for wear and I would hate to get rid of this nice stick. Shoes should do the trick!” *smiles and walks out*