A Psychological Dungeon

(Our group are creating characters for a new Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game campaign.)

Me: “Can I name my rogue Rogue? Or Rouge, and she’s dyslexic?”

Friend: “I genuinely approve of Rouge for a name. It’ll drive me insane.”

Me: “Anglicized to Red. And she’s brunette.”

Other Friend: “You guys are killing me!”

Dungeon Master: “No. No giving the DM psychic damage before the game even starts!”