Me: “Hello, may I help you with anything?”

Customer: “Ah, yes, please. I have no idea what I’m looking for really.”

Me: “What room are you thinking about redecorating?”

Customer: “My bedroom. It’s just so plain boring. I need some action! Action around the bed, you know?”

Me: “Oh…yeah.”

Customer: *pauses* “Wall…on the wall! I meant action on the wall!”