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    Virgin Galactic, Eat Your Heart Out

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Top

    (I’m a flight attendant, and was doing my pre-takeoff check in the cabin. A man stops me and gestures to the small digital camera sitting in the seat next to him.)

    Passenger: “Is it ok if my camera is here for the flight?”

    Me: “Sure, sir. That will be fine.”

    Passenger: “But shouldn’t I put it in the overhead bin?”

    Me: “It should be fine there, but if you’re worried about it falling on the floor during landing you could put it in the overhead bin.”

    Passenger: “But after takeoff, won’t it start floating around the cabin?”

    Me: “Well, sir, just hold on to it. Once we slingshot around the moon, it will be fine.”