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    Video Killed The Emergency Radio Broadcast

    | Buffalo, NY, USA | Uncategorized

    (It is 2005. Hurricane Wilma has just flattened our service area.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [cable company]. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Look son, I just got my generator going. Where’s my f***ing cable TV?”