You And I Can Write A Bad Bromance, Part 2

(My boyfriend has a very close friend who he has often gone away with to concert festivals, ski trips, or other weekend events. They also both really like craft beer and will go out to fancy bar/restaurants; all of this just the two of them. I like to tease him about this and he usually gets “mad” when I do.)

Boyfriend: “I’m gonna tell [Friend] that we just got here and see where he’s at.”

(I receive a text from my boyfriend saying: “Just got here. What’s your ETA?”)

Me: “Hey, I think you texted me instead of [Friend]. I know it can get confusing, since you’re dating both of us.”

Boyfriend: *giving up* “Yeah, I guess that explains it.”