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    | Long Island, NY, USA |

    Me: “Hi, what would you like to order?”

    Customer #1: “I want a salmon roll. It comes with salmon inside…wrapped in rice and seaweed.”

    Me: “Sure. That is how salmon rolls always come, anyway.”

    Customer #2: “I would also like a spicy tuna roll. Just spicy tuna…wrapped in rice and seaweed.”

    Me: “Okay, that’s how all of our rolls come. You can just say the name of the roll.”

    Customer #1: “Oh, and I’ll also have a cucumber roll…with cucumber inside, wrapped in rice and seaweed.”