Very Good At Being Bad

(Two boys, around the age of four, are shopping with their mother.)

Little Boy #1: “Mom?”

Mother: “Hmm?”

Little Boy #1: “Are we being good?”

Mother: “Yes, you are, boys.”

(She rounds the corner with her shopping cart, so she is briefly out of earshot.)

Little Boy #2: “So did you tell her about the—”

Little Boy #1: “Shut up!”

(They catch up with their mother and are perfectly behaved the rest of the visit.)