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    Vampires Drink Blood, But It’s The Fans That Bite

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    (A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)

    Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?”

    Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”

    Customer: “Have you read them?”

    Me: “Yes, I have.”

    Customer: “Didn’t you just LOVE them?!”

    Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”

    Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!”

    Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”