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  • November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

    Vampire Hunting For Beginners

    | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Bizarre, Theme Of The Month

    (I am standing at the tills waiting for a customer to finish browsing. I look down to adjust the bags and look up to him approaching me.)

    Customer: *throws something at me*

    Me: “Sir, why did you throw a clove of garlic at me?”

    Customer: “Just wanted to test your reflexes!”

    Me: “…”