October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Vampire Hunting For Beginners

| Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Bizarre, Theme Of The Month

(I am standing at the tills waiting for a customer to finish browsing. I look down to adjust the bags and look up to him approaching me.)

Customer: *throws something at me*

Me: “Sir, why did you throw a clove of garlic at me?”

Customer: “Just wanted to test your reflexes!”

Me: “…”