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Vague & Vaguerer
Home Builder | Edmonton, AB, Canada
Me: “Good morning, *** Homes.”
Customer with really thick accent: “How much is house?”
Me: “Which home is that? Would you like to speak with a Realtor?”
Customer: “No, how much is house? House?”
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry, but I cannot tell you that without an address–and in any case, you need to speak with a Realtor.”
Customer: “House! How much is house?!”
Me: “More than a couch, less than a rocket ship. Have a nice day!”
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