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    Vague & Vaguerer

    | Edmonton, AB, Canada |

    Me: “Good morning, *** Homes.”

    Customer with really thick accent: “How much is house?”

    Me: “Which home is that? Would you like to speak with a Realtor?”

    Customer: “No, how much is house? House?”

    Me: “Sir, I’m sorry, but I cannot tell you that without an address–and in any case, you need to speak with a Realtor.”

    Customer: “House! How much is house?!”

    Me: “More than a couch, less than a rocket ship. Have a nice day!”