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    | Columbus, OH, USA |

    Me: “Can I help you?”

    Customer: “I’m looking for non-fiction.”

    Me: “What kind?”

    Customer: “Just non-fiction.”

    Me: “Okay…do you want history? Or science? Psychology?
    Business?”

    Customer: “No, just NON-FICTION!”

    Me: “Ma’am, most of the store is non-fiction. You’ll have to be more specific.”

    Customer: “Don’t you get it? I just want some non-fiction!”

    Me: “All right. Do you see over there, where it says ‘Fiction?’”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “All the books but those. Good luck.”