Caller: “I noticed I have a data block on my phone.”

Me: “Yes sir, that’s correct.”

Caller: “Will it stop the Internet?”

Me: “Yes sir, it blocks all incoming and outgoing kilobytes to the phone. This does include the prevention of Internet usage.”

Caller: “Kilobytes?”

Me: “It’s a measurement of data, sir.”

Caller: “Well, I want to keep my Internet!”

Me: “Then I’ll be more than happy to remove the blo–”

Caller: “But I want to keep my block too!”

Me: “Sir, the data block stops all incoming and outgoing data to your device. Since the Internet is made of data, it’ll get blocked too.”

Caller: “Since when did the Internet start being made out of data and kilobytes?”