(I worked for a large electronics chain as a repair tech. An older man came up to the counter with a 42″ TV.)

Customer: “I need to have this TV replaced. I bought it yesterday and it made a ‘buzz’ sound and won’t turn on anymore.”

Me: “I’m sorry to hear that. I just need to verify what’s wrong with the TV and then we can look swapping it out for you, if you have your receipt.”

(I walk over to the TV and notice an odd aroma lingering near it.)

Me: “Did your TV come into contact with any liquid, sir?”

Customer: “No…wait–does pee count as liquid?”