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    Upside (Down) Your (Empty) Head

    | Commack, NY, USA |

    Me: “Here are your 2 triple venti whole milk upside down caramel macchiatos, both with extra caramel. Have a great day!”

    Customer: “Oh no, those aren’t mine! They’re hot.”

    Me: “Didn’t you order the 2 triple venti whole milk upside
    down caramel macchiatos with extra caramel?”

    Customer: “Yeah exactly, upside down. That’s cold. I want them cold. Like with ice. I said upside down, that’s what it means.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, upside down doesn’t mean iced. Iced means iced.”

    Customer: “Really? So can you make them again with upside down ice?”