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    | Perth, West Australia, Australia |

    (A guest is checking in.)

    Guest: “And would it be okay if I bring a prostitute to the room later?”

    Me: *startled* “Uh. Well. I guess if no other guests are in anyway disturbed or affected.”

    Guest: “Well, that’s terrific. She’ll be coming by at about 8:30pm. But if she looks ugly, just send her back without giving her my room number.”