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    Unobservant About The Unmentionables

    | Saint Peters, MO, USA | Top

    (It’s my first day at work, and I’m putting away packages of little girls’ underwear. I don’t know the section, so I walk around for several minutes, holding the packages of underwear, trying to figure out where they go. A customer walks up with two of her kids in tow.)

    Customer: “What the h*** are you doing?”

    Me: “What?”

    Customer: “I can’t believe this! You’re disgusting. This is a public place, you pervert!”

    Me: “Uh, miss–”

    Customer: *jabs me in the chest with a finger* “You’re a filthy pervert! This is appalling! People can see you, you know!*

    Me: “Ma’am, I work here.”

    (I point to my logo’d shirt and my lanyard with my name tag on it.)

    Customer: “Oh. My. God. I am so sorry!” *runs out of the store with her kids*