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  • September Theme Of The Month: Overheard!

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    | Anchorage, AK, USA | At The Checkout, Health & Body

    (This month, we are taking donations for children with a particular disease, and ask our customers if they’d like to donate at the end of the transaction. I ask the current customer if he would like to make a small donation.)

    Customer: “No thanks. I believe in natural selection.”

    (I freeze, and so does everyone standing behind him.)

    Me: “Sir, this is for children with [disease].”

    Customer: “Yeah, I know. Still, natural selection. If I had [disease], I know I wouldn’t want people donating to save me if I was going to die. The money can be better spent on other things.”

    (By this point, half the line is glaring at him, and I’m still stunned.)

    Me: “Even if you were a child, sir?”

    Customer: “Yup.”

    Me: “…here’s your receipt.”

    (The customer leaves, and I begin taking care of the next customer.)

    Next Customer: “Before you get too far, I’d like to donate $2 to make up for that guy. ‘Natural selection!’ What a monster!”

    (After this customer, everyone in line who has seen our exchange made a sizable donation for the cause! Certainly made up for ‘natural selection’ guy!)