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    | Texas, USA | Uncategorized

    Caller: ‎”Hi, I don’t think my phone is ringing as many times as it’s supposed to.”

    Me: “Well, sir, I can test call it if you’d like and we’ll see how many times it rings.”

    (I test call the customer. It rings once and he answers.)

    Customer: “Yeah, it only rang once that time. It’s supposed to ring four times.”

    Me: “Sir, it only rang once because you answered it after the first ring.”

    Customer: “Yeah, I know, but it’s still supposed to ring four times!”