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Underwater Basketweaving, B.A.
College Campus | Unknown Location
Customer: “Can I have a banana?”
Me: “Sure.” *I ring her up and give her a banana*
Customer: “Uh, actually.. could I have a more ripe banana?”
(I hand her a very yellow banana with faint spots on it.)
Customer: “No, no, a RIPER banana. Like, a greener one.”
(I stare at her for a second, get a greener banana, and watch her walk away wondering how she got into college.)
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