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    | Unknown Location |

    Customer: “Can I have a banana?”

    Me: “Sure.” *I ring her up and give her a banana*

    Customer: “Uh, actually.. could I have a more ripe banana?”

    (I hand her a very yellow banana with faint spots on it.)

    Customer: “No, no, a RIPER banana. Like, a greener one.”

    (I stare at her for a second, get a greener banana, and watch her walk away wondering how she got into college.)