Me: “Hello ma’am. Welcome to ****. How may I help you today?”

Customer: “Hello, I’d like to know which is the best animated pornographic movie you have.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “It’s for my husband. I’d like to buy him one for his birthday.”

Me: “…I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t sell those.”

Customer: *exasperated* “Yes you DO.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’m afraid we don’t.”

Customer: “YES YOU DO. I just SAW them. I’ll go get it!”

(A few minutes later she returns, waving “The Little Mermaid” in my face.)

Customer: “See? SEE?”

Me: *trying not to laugh* “Ma’am, that’s a Disney movie. It’s aimed at little kids.”

Customer: “…”

Me: “Disney is well-known for their children’s movies.”

Customer: “You mean you show PORN TO LITTLE KIDS?! CHILD ABUSER! CHILD ABUSER! YOU ARE SCARRING OUR CHILDREN FOR LIFE! YOU B****!”

(She angrily walks out of the store, throwing the movie on the ground.)