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Unconcentrated Juice
Restaurant | Springfield, MO, USA
Me: “Welcome to [restaurant name]. My name is Julie and I’ll be talking care of you today. What may I get you to drink?”
Customer: “Where am I?!”
Customer’s Daughter: “She’ll have a vodka on the rocks…straight.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer’s Daughter: “Who are you?! Where’s my juice?!”
Me: “Um…” *looks at customer, then back at the daughter* “Are you sure?”
Customer’s Daughter: “Trust me, the vodka is the only thing that shuts her up.”
(I bring them the vodka.)
Customer: “Who are you!? My juice is funny!”
(3 vodkas later.)
Me: “How was your meal, ladies?”
Customer: “You smell nice. And you have good juice.”
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