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    | Springfield, MO, USA | Family & Kids, Food & Drink

    Me: “Welcome to [restaurant name]. My name is Julie and I’ll be talking care of you today. What may I get you to drink?"

    Customer: “Where am I?!”

    Customer’s Daughter: “She’ll have a vodka on the rocks…straight.”

    Me: “Okay.”

    Customer: “Who are you?! Where’s my juice?!”

    Me: “Um…” *looks at customer, then back at the daughter* “Are you sure?”

    Customer’s Daughter: “Trust me, the vodka is the only thing that shuts her up.”

    (I bring them the vodka.)

    Customer: “Who are you!? My juice is funny!”

    (3 vodkas later.)

    Me: “How was your meal, ladies?”

    Customer: “You smell nice. And you have good juice.”