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    Unaware Of My Space

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    (It is a few minutes after closing time and we lock the door. Moments later I hear the sound of breaking glass. I rush over and see a woman on the ground surrounded by glass. She had tried to walk through the door and broke it.)

    Me: “Miss, are you alright?! Are you hurt anywhere?”

    Customer: “No! No…I think I’m fine.”

    Me: “Miss, let me show you somewhere to sit while we wait for security and the ambulance.”

    Customer: “No! I don’t have time d*** it! I have to go write this in my blog!” *runs off*