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    | Litchfield, CT |

    Me: “Hello, may I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, I was wondering if every creature you have a statue of is actually living?”

    Me: “Yes sir, everything you see in here you can find somewhere in the wilderness.”

    Customer: “Then why do you have a beaver?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “You heard me. If everything in here is actually a living creature then why do you have beavers?”

    Me: “Well sir, beavers are living creatures. Haven’t you ever seen one in the pond down the road?”

    Customer: “What? Beavers are real? My whole life I thought they were mythical creatures.”

    (The customer walks away, looking lost and confused.)