Udderly Stupid
Me: “Yes, ma’am, can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, this beef isn’t fresh. Can you take it back and get me fresh beef?”
Me: “Ma’am, the beef we cook is the freshest we can get.”
Customer: “Well, can’t you just kill a cow out back?”
Me: “Um, no we don’t have cows in the back; that’s against the law.”
Customer: “But isn’t this Canada? How can cows be illegal?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.