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Udderly Stupid

| Alberta, Canada | Uncategorized

Me: “Yes, ma’am, can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, this beef isn’t fresh. Can you take it back and get me fresh beef?”

Me: “Ma’am, the beef we cook is the freshest we can get.”

Customer: “Well, can’t you just kill a cow out back?”

Me: “Um, no we don’t have cows in the back, that’s against the law.”

Customer: “But isn’t this Canada? How can cows be illegal?”