Type B[igot] Positive

(I have just donated blood, and the arm bandage I have on is red.)

Cashier: “Hi, how are—oh. Get out.”

Me: “What?”

Cashier: “Get out we don’t serve your kind here.”

Me: “My kind?”

Cashier: “Nazis. We don’t allow Nazis in this store.”

Me: “Actually, I’m Jewish. This is a bandage. I donated blood.”

Cashier: “Oh… I didn’t know they let Nazis donate.”