Two Words, Both Rhyme With Celebrate
retail | Rohnert Park, CA
Me: “Anything else I can get for you today?”
Female Customer: “Oh yeah! I need batteries?”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “What do you need batteries for?”
Female Customer: “I just need batteries, ok?”
Me: “D Cells?”
Female Customer: “Yeah…”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “But really, what do you need batteries for?”














