(Note: I’m working the drive-thru.)

Coworker: “Hey, ask this next guy how his mom’s doing.”

Me: “Uh, okay…” *to customer* “Hey, how’s your mom doing?”

Customer: “She’s in f***ing jail! Thanks for asking!”

(The customer drives from the intercom to my window, pulls down his pants, shakes his butt at us, and then drives away. The next customer in line pulls up.)

Next Customer: “What the H*** was that?!”

Also seen on Not Always Working.