Two Letters And A Hundred Stitches
Music Store | Philadelphia, PA, USA
(After helping a middle aged man find many CDs…)
Customer: “Thank you… what’s your name?”
Me: “Ryland.”
Customer: “Thank you for your help, Ryan!”
Me: “No, no. My name is Ryland.”
Customer: “Ryland? What the h*** kind of name is that? You better watch out, you’re going to get attacked one day!”











