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    Two Is The Moan-iest Number

    | Sacramento, CA, USA | Bizarre, Movies & TV

    (I am a cashier working at a large department store. A customer comes up to my register holding a jersey with a large ‘2’ on it.)

    Customer: “Hey, I want one of these jerseys, but I want one with a ‘1’ on it.”

    Me: “Unfortunately, you got this out of clearance, right? We don’t carry back stock for anything in clearance. If you didn’t see a ‘1’ jersey while you were there, we probably don’t have one, sorry.”

    Customer: “Okay, but I want one with a ‘1’ on it.”

    Me: “I’m very sorry, sir; we don’t have one right now.”

    Customer: “I want a ‘1’ jersey! It’s my birthday; I want to be number one, not two!”

    Me: “One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever know. Two, can be as bad as one. It’s the loneliest number since the number one.”

    Customer: “…okay.”

    (Surprisingly, after hearing this the customer buys the ‘2’ jersey.)

    Manager: “Did that just happen?”