The Mathematics Of Love
(We’re talking on the phone in the early morning. I’m sick and trying to be cute.)
Me: “I love you.”
Boyfriend: “I love you more.”
Me: “I love you three times more.”
Boyfriend: “I love you whatever you say squared. Ha! I win! Beat that!”
Me: “I love you 0.5 times more.”
Boyfriend: “Oh.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
