TV Isn’t The Only Thing Un-tuned
Me: “Welcome to tech support. How can I help?”
(A very drunk man speaks, very slowly.)
Man: “They were supposed to come fix it between 1 and 2 today, and never came.”
(It’s nearly 4 pm, and while we don’t do those kind of time windows, sometimes someone gives incorrect information. So, I ask for his account information, during which I find out that he is having issues with his TV service, which is not with us.)
Me: “Sir, who is your television service with?”
Man: “I. Don’t. Know.”
Me: “Do you have a bill from them?”
Man: “I. Don’t. Know.”
Me: “Well, who did you call for the service repair?”
Man: “I. Don’t. Know.”
(He then starts drunken rambling about his TV not working, and no one showing up between 1 and 2 pm. He then says the company name in the middle of the ramble!)
Me: “Sir, your TV service, is it with [company]?”
Man: “Yes, they were supposed to come fix my TV today between 1 and 2!”
Me: “Yes, sir, but you called your phone and internet company, not your cable company.”
Man: “Oh, can you transfer me to them?”
Me: “No, you’ll need to call them.”
Man: “I don’t know their number.”
Me: “Sir, look in your phone book.”
Man: “I. Can’t. Find. One.”
Me: “Then call 411.”
Man: “That costs money!”
(We loop around this for a while. I can see he calls us all the time to make us look up phone numbers for him, which the company doesn’t like. Finally it ends with him accepting this.)
Man: “In case I don’t talk to you again this season… Have a holly, jolly Christmas / It’s the best time of the year…”
(He proceeds to sing, in drunken off key slur, the entire song of ‘have a holly jolly Christmas’. My company doesn’t allow us to disconnect calls, for any reason, so I had to listen to the whole thing!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.