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    Turning Down Is A Turn Off

    | CA, USA | Rude & Risque

    Coworker: “Okay, sir… your order is—”

    (I can hear a pornographic film being played in the background.)

    Coworker: “Okay, I’m going say this and kindly, but bluntly: sir, I can’t hear you over your pornographic film. Can you turn it down a bit?”

    Customer: “Wait, you can hear that?”

    Coworker: “Yes, sir, it is quite loud. I’m attempting to give you your order number, but—”

    Customer: “Oh…”

    Coworker: “Yeah.”

    Customer: “You like it?”

    Coworker: “Uh… no, actually. If you can turn it down a little I’d be—”

    Customer: “What?! Are you telling me to turn off my porn?!”

    Coworker: “No, sir, I’m not. However, I’m having a hard time talking over the delivery guy with a medium sausage pizza. If you can turn it down a bit, I can give you your—”

    Customer: *click*