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    Turned The Tables

    | Amsterdam, The Netherlands | Crazy Requests

    (It’s a fairly slow day. Only one table is occupied. The guests leave and within half a minute, someone else sits down at that table.)

    Me: “Hi! I’ll just clean this table for you. What can I get you to drink?”

    Customer: “Aren’t you going to apologize?”

    Me: “For what?”

    Customer: “For this dirty table!”

    Me: “Uh… no?”

    Customer: “Well, why the h*** not?!”

    Me: “Because there are 30 empty tables where you could sit down, and you picked the only dirty one in the entire restaurant. The previous guests left only a minute ago. How could that possibly be my fault?”

    Customer: *disgruntled* “One coffee…”