That Joke Landed On Its Feet
(I am known for always freezing. Even in summer I’ll often wear a sweater and during winter I absolutely have to have extra fluffy socks or slippers. I have several pairs that I usually rotate so only one is out, but lately I’ve been a bit sloppy. We have, albeit jokingly, talked about getting married before.)
Boyfriend: *thoughtfully* “You know, there’s a reason I can’t marry you.”
Me: “Um…?”
Boyfriend: “Because I know you’ll get cold feet.” *points at a pile of my socks and slippers with a proud grin*
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