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    Turn Left At Berlin And Just Keep Going

    | Johannesburg, South Africa |

    (The phone rings in reception and I answer. Note that we’re a hotel in South Africa.)

    Caller: “Please give directions to your hotel.”

    Me: “Certainly, sir. From which direction will you be coming?”

    Caller: “Germany.”