The Typical Stats Of Marriage

(My husband and I are playing a cooperative video game. Even though my character is several levels lower than his, her stats are better across the board.)

Husband: “I’m way higher level than you are! How are you better than me across the board?”

Me: “We’ve been married 10 years; you should be used to that by now.”

Husband: *muttering* “Well, maybe after 20 years I will be.”