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    | Delano, CA, USA |

    Me: “911, what’s your emergency?”

    Caller: “I need help, Hurry, Hurry!” *hangs up*

    (I try to call back but get no answer. Two officers are sent, this is what I am told happened:)

    (The officers are met at the door by the caller.)

    Caller: “In the bathroom. Hurry! Hurry!”

    (The officers go to the bathroom, but don’t see anything wrong.)

    Officer: “What happened? Why do you need the police?”

    Caller: “My toilet is plugged up. I need you to fix it.”

    Officer: “We don’t fix toilets. You need a plumber. 911 is for emergencies only.”

    Caller: “This is an emergency. I need to use the toilet now!”