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    Trust Me, You’re (Not) A Doctor

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada | Health & Body

    Me: “Hello, this is ***** Healthcare line. What can I help you with?”

    Caller: “Hi, I’m calling because my son just ate a bunch of ants.”

    Me: “I’m sorry? Your son ate ants?”

    Caller: “Yes! I was wondering if I need to take him to the hospital and see a doctor.”

    Me: “Well, ma’am, I don’t think you need to worry. I don’t think the ants will make him sick, but I advise that he doesn’t eat any more of them.”

    Caller: “Well, I gave him some ant killer to get rid of them.”

    Caller’s friend: “Get him to the emergency room, now!”