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    Trust Me, The Dull Finish Suits You

    | Costa Mesa, CA, USA |

    (A customer is looking at hardware we have on display.)

    Customer: “Is the polished finish… dull?”

    Me: “No. The polished finish is polished.”

    Customer: “Oh… so what’s the dull finish?”

    Me: “The dull finish… is.. sometimes called brushed.

    Customer: “So it’s not polished?”

    Me: “No. polished… is like a mirror. You can see your reflection.”

    Customer: “Oh… what do you see on the dull finish?”

    Me: *face palm*