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    , | Waterford, MI, USA |

    (A customer and his wife come in to find an outfit for her to wear. He seems particularly interested in one that’s being worn by a mannequin.)

    Me: “Can I help you, sir?”

    Customer: “I was wondering if you have the outfit on the mannequin?”

    Me: “Unfortunately, I sold the last one earlier today. The one the mannequin is wearing is the only one I have.”

    Customer: “Well, why can’t you just give me that one then?”

    Me: “I can, but I do have another almost identical outfit in stock.”

    Customer: “No, I want that one!”

    Me: “Okay, sir.”

    (I start dragging the mannequin to the back.)

    Customer: “Where are you going?”

    Me: “City law says I can’t undress her in front of the windows, sir.”

    Customer: “Well, why can’t I have that one?”

    Me: “Sir?”

    Customer: “I want the one on the mannequin!”

    Me: “That’s what I’m doing sir.”

    Customer: “I WANT THE ONE ON THE MANNEQUIN!”

    (His wife suddenly appears from another part of the store.)

    Customer’s wife: “He just wants to see the mannequin naked.”