Me: “Xbox 360 customer service, how may I help you?”

Client: “Yes, my Xbox 360 isn’t working, but it doesn’t have that red light thingy in the front. I DEMAND to know what is wrong with it!”

Me: “Sir, you’re going to have to be a little more specific. Is your power supply functioning properly?”

Client: “Of course it is, do I sound stupid to you?”

Me: “No sir… can I get your console number?”

Client: “On the bottom of the disk drive?”

Me: “No, its not–”

Client: “OHHH, I found the problem, there was some baloney in the disk drive…” *click*