Death Is Not A Rarity

(My store sells small plush toys amongst other merchandise. A young girl has discovered the My Little Pony ones, and once I let on that I’m familiar with the show, she launches into a speech on which one of her friends is which pony. She has already gone through five of them, leaving only one left.)

Girl: “And Rarity is my best friend, [Name]. She lives in California and she’s going to die soon!”