November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Trolling Down The Aisles

| Melbourne, VIC, Australia | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers

(I am checking out a regular customer.)

Me: “Hi, how are you today?”

Customer: “I’m okay. I bet you’re miserable.”

Me: “No, I’m pretty good actually, but there’s still time.”

Customer: “Is there anything I can do to help? What’s something customers do that really p***es you off?”

Me: “Hmm. Well, when they run off just before I’ve finished putting through their stuff to get ‘one more thing’.”

Customer: *eyes shopping* “I’ll be back; I’ve got to get some chocolate.”

(The customer runs off, and comes back about a minute later, just as I’ve finished scanning his things.)

Customer: “How was that? Are you annoyed at me now?”

Me: “Sorry, I don’t think it works if I know you’re trolling. It amuses me more than anything.”

Customer: “Dawwww.”