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    Tries To Put His Foot Down But Just Draws Blanks

    | Vermont, USA |

    Customer: “I need a card.”

    Me: “Ok, what kind of card are you looking for?”

    Customer: “It’s for my brother-in-law. He just had his foot amputated.”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. We have ‘get well soon’ cards right here.”

    Customer: “Well, he’s not really going to get better, is he?”

    Me: “Well, we do have sympathy cards over there.”

    Customer: “I don’t really like him.”

    Me: “What about a blank card? You could write your own message?”

    Customer: “You mean a card with nothing in it?”

    Me: “Yes, that’s what blank cards are.”

    Customer: “Well I’m not paying for that!” *leaves*