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    Translation: Stupid

    | Ontario, Canada |

    Customer: “Excuse me, why won’t my card work on the pump?”

    Me: “Is it an American card?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “American cards don’t work at the pump.”

    Customer: “You should put up a sign or something.”

    Me: “Actually, there are several right above the card slot.”

    Customer: “Oh. Well, I don’t read Canadian…”