Can Also Upgrade To A Divorce
(My boyfriend and I have a couple of friends over for dinner, and he is pouring water out of our Brita pitcher for our guests.)
Boyfriend: “You know, I have the most amazing tool that always keeps my Brita filled. It’s the most amazing thing! Ever since I got one, I haven’t had to fill this thing once!”
Me: “Is that tool called… a ‘girlfriend’?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah!” *still speaking to our friends* “I heard there’s an upgrade that cleans out the cat box, too.”
Me: “Yeah, a wife.”
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