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    (At the ticket booth in a Paris subway station.)

    Customer: *in very bad French* “Je voudrais deux billets, s’il vous plaît.”(I would like two tickets, please.)

    Me: *taking two tickets from a drawer* “Voilà!” (Here you go.)

    Customer: “Voilà? I saw you take them out of the drawer!”