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    | UK |

    (Our bar has been reserved for a private party. Signs are up all over the place, on fluorescent pink paper, including on the front door, right at eye level. A customer approaches the bar.)

    Me: “Hi…I’m sorry, but the bar’s closed to the public tonight as there’s a private function taking place.”

    Customer: “Well, I didn’t see the sign on the door!”

    Me: “So…how do you know it’s there?”

    Customer: “…”